Ranch
Barbecue sauce
Fry sauce
Harry Potter
Lord of the Rings
Narnia
Their teeth
Overstated clothes/bags/everything
Fake nails
Hot mom syndrome
Wearing workout clothes and a full face of makeup
GOLD'S GYM
Fads, especially involving being healthy and getting skinny
Home security
Acting like they live in California
Local novelties
Huge flowers in they hair
Frozen yogurt ("We have more froyo places than most towns have bars." -Abby. True.)
Ice cream in any form
Really anything cream-based...Alfredo, Cream of chicken soup.......
Donuts
Going out to eat in general
White cars
Their children and making sure they aren't defective by putting them in 1290 extracurriculars
Diet coke
Jimmer
Hawaii
Overuse of commas
Games, games, games
Les Miserables and Phantom
Weird fruit/not fruit combinations
Exercising
Letting their children stay up very late
Vinyl lettering on tiles...all over their homes
Blogs/blogging
Scrapbooking
Lake Powell
Mindy Gledhill and her weird butterfly wings
There are a billion more but my brain hurts.
ok i loved the vinyl letters one!! it's so true... you forgot cafe rio, overly teased hair, downeast, tank tops over t-shirts, buckle, indy posers, fixie bikes, etc etc.
ReplyDeleteI agree with everything Jaimie said.
ReplyDeletePlus, I feel like mormons/utahns are obsessed with abbreviating everything. Like SWKT. Wilk. D and C. Fro-yo. Probs. Totes. LOLZ. Etcetera.
hahahah so true.
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