Things about me:

1. My children already have names.

2. I am the biggest ditz on the planet.

3. I don't know what to believe about high fructose corn syrup.

4. I used to want to be a window washer in a big city. Yeah, I dream big.

5. One time my mom said that I'm either really happy or really...not happy. And it's true.

6. I love infomercials. The acting is fascinating, and I am astounded by the things people invent. I should invent something.

7. I need to send my mom a picture of me for something my Grandma is doing and I literally have no pictures of just me on my computer that aren't crazyface.

8. I wonder how some people get like thousands of blog followers...I don't get it.

9. I liked Glee this week. Except the Finn and Rachel breaking up part.

10. I wrote two papers these past couple days. One that I love and one that I don't love. Oh, and it's the first time I've used Microsoft office this year. Don't ask me how that's possible.

11. I have an identity crisis every time I hear someone say "Caitlin" when they're not talking to me.

12. I wish I lived alone. Nothing personal to anyone I live with. But really. Alone with a dog. (So not alone.)

13. I'm completely delusional. Not exaggerating.

I believe I'm going to be President.

I want a winter wedding.

After I read Miley Cyrus's autobiography I wanted to write her a letter. Because I thought we would be best friends.

Today I went to VS to claim my "Secret Reward" and I was 100% convinced that I had a $500 card.

I think people care about what I have to say.

14. I love Coldplay. I don't care if they stole that one guy's song for Viva La Vida, and I don't care that literally everyone is obsessed with them. I think they're awesome.

15. Last night I couldn't sleep, and then I took my pants off and put my hair up. Problem solved.

16. My first day of work is tomorrow, and I am terrified. Literally. I'm probably going to have a stress dream about it.

17. I don't like Josh Groban. He wins for one of the most annoying Christmas songs ever...but I guess I can respect him as a musician. He does have a wonderful voice.

18. Best rapper alive.

19. Nobody told me that it was going to be like this!