Yuck.

I hate doing dishes. I always have.

Maybe more than anything. Or at least any other household chore.

I would rather scrub 5 toilets than load the dishwasher. Honestly.

The smell of dishwater makes me want to vomit. I feel faint at the sight of chunks of food sticking to plates and bowls. Not to mention how horribly clammy, shriveled, and dry your hands feel afterward. Ahh. Ew.

If my fewtch husband and/or one of my children will just load the dishwasher every night for the rest of my life...I will be the luckiest girl in the world. Actually, it's a must.

I'm asking too much, you say? I really don't think so.