Anyway, after that I was like "Oh, hey mom and dad let me tell you this funny story about what happened to me last night!" And I proceeded to tell them how these boys from the U of U came over last night and rang our doorbell, pretended they were BYU students administering a survey for their sociology class, and ended up taking us to Brick Oven Pizza for their fraternity's activity called "catch a cougar." Basically 'cause there's no cute girls at the U, them LDS frat boys come down to Provo and run around tricking girls into going on dates with them.
So I thought it was pretty funny and random. But my dad...not so much. They could have kidnapped me and killed me. I CAN'T JUST DATE STRANGERS BECAUSE THEY SAY THEY'RE FROM AN LDS FRATERNITY!
And he was totally right.