I really am trying to be a good person...

But why do people (girls) think they can:

1) Put on tons of black eyeliner...I mean just picture them going round and round with it.
2) 20 coats of mascara so that spiders are crawling on their face all sticky-ish.
3) And dye their hair brown underneath and...
4) Be cute?

It's not cute...You look kindof crazy! Just wipe off yo face and you look so pretty!





Listen. I'm just trying to help.